May 2012
27 posts
1 tag
“your dad shouldn’t go one day without calling you…because when I go one day without talking to you, that day is no good.”
sooo cuteeeee <3 :)
“How can you guys survive high school and then fight in college? That’s weird.”
Hahahahah thanks Randy Depew. shit happens.
I need to go to the doctor. I hate doctors. -___-
I want to give up so badly.
TOO excited! :D
where there's a will, there's a way.
April 2012
11 posts
you’re probably the worst friend I’ve had lately.
sometimes I just want to go home.
National Siblings Day
justsomefoodforthought:
My brother hasn’t talked to me since Christmas. Fuck all you guys.
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don't raise your voice, improve your argument.
March 2012
51 posts
5 tags
Top 10 Attacks on Women’s Rights This Year →
fearandwar:
The Right Wing decided it wanted to play Monday Morning Quarterback with my lady parts this year. It seems like an odd choice for a recreational activity, especially since there’s no legislative or medical reason to suddenly introduce radically restrictive and dangerous legislation on women’s health and bodies. Maybe someone should introduce them to Pinterest instead.
Here are our...
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The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
acciomarijuana:
the-cyclopes-are-watching:
Oh my goodness, this #ReplacePotterQuoteWithBacon trend on Twitter is killing me with how great it is.
oh my fucking god… HAHAHAHAA
Today in 1930 Pluto was discovered as a planet....
turnfortheworst: